Proverbs and sayings about the bathhouse

About the bath broom:

A bath broom is older than the king, if the king takes a steam bath!
Without a broom, the sauna does not steam, and the steam does not fry.
Brooms are for a bath, like butter is for porridge.
A bathhouse without a broom is like a samovar without a pipe.
Broom killed all the generals and did not let the Tsar go.
A broom in a bathhouse is the head of everything.
A bath broom soothes the soul and soothes the body.
A broom in a bathhouse is the boss of everyone.
In a bathhouse, a broom is more valuable than money.
Don’t remember the baths: there are brooms about you too
I'll give you a bath so you won't forget until you get new brooms.
A bathhouse without a broom is like a flowerbed without flowers.
The broom is the boss of everyone in the bathhouse.
The broom in the bathhouse is master, or the largest one.

Cool statuses about the bathhouse

You can somehow manage without water in the bathhouse. But there’s nothing to do there without beer.

According to statistics, 80% of bathhouse lovers do not wash at all - that’s not why the bathhouse exists.

I’ll go to the bathhouse and have some fun, and wash myself at the same time.

In the bathhouse everyone floats except the brain, it rests.

I can’t imagine how to live without a bathhouse.

I don't go to the bathhouse. They don’t let you into the women’s room, and it’s not interesting to go into the men’s room.

I go to the bathhouse to steam, so I don’t steam at all.

In our bathhouse you can give in to the heat, or just give in.

My wife affectionately calls my trips to the bathhouse “are you going to be a boy again?” And she’s right about something...

The red face is on fire!!! Hair stands on end!!! Eyes like headlights!!! This is not a thriller on TV... This is my darling back from the bathhouse!!!

All. I'm quitting. I'm going to work in a bathhouse as a sysadmin.

After a bath and vodka, I feel like a baby: I crawl, pee and can’t talk!

A contrast shower is shallow, but a bathhouse with diving in the snow is cool.

Advertising promotion: “Everyone who buys an invisibility hat before August 31st gets free entry to the women’s bathhouse!”

According to statistics, 70% of bathhouse visitors forget to wash, but 90% of them do not regret it at all.

When I'm steaming in a bathhouse, my tongue constantly loosens - I give away all my secrets.

Throughout the work week, one thought warms me - soon I’ll go to the bathhouse.

Do not exchange the Russian bathhouse for Turkish baths and Finnish saunas - what is good for a Finn and a Turk is some kind of nonsense for a Russian.

The biggest punishment for me is to be deprived of a bath once a week. Then I start to get wild, yell, stomp my feet, and still go to the bathhouse.

What guy doesn't like a bath? And if there is also a good bath-lover nearby, this doubles your health.

Other proverbs and sayings:

The bathhouse is the second mother: it will steam your bones and straighten your body.
The bath will wash away all sins.
Remember the Sabbath day - go to the bathhouse.
It’s a good speech that there is a stove in the bathhouse.
The day you sweat, the day you don’t grow old.
A good bath is better than a hearty lunch.
There are no generals in the bathhouse!
Bathhouse is not a nanny, but at least she will please someone.
The bathhouse drives any disease out of the body!
If it weren't for the bathhouse, we would all be lost.
To the bathhouse, to the bathhouse, to the open space, they invite you.
Uma - two threshing floors, and a bathhouse without a top.
The light is not a bathhouse, there will be a place for everyone, or: only a place for not seven; about the peasant bathhouse.
The flea drowned the bathhouse, the louse steamed, and fell off the shelf.
Spending a day in taverns without money is boring; It’s stuffy to spend the night in the commercial baths.
From the bathhouse to the hole (the sentence of evil people to the death of a newborn).
Hand in hand and go to the bathhouse.
To wash in the bathhouse, to be born again;
There are no fools, and after the bath they itch.
Eat onions, go to the bathhouse, rub yourself with horseradish and drink kvass.
From one bathhouse, but not only news (fables).
It’s not for a single man to heat a bathhouse for a married man.
The commercial bathhouse washes everyone, but itself is covered in dirt.
A blind man is in a hurry to go to the bathhouse, but the bathhouse is not heated.
Don’t take away the ash, and don’t burn the bathhouse.
The bathhouse cannot burn, and the barn cannot be extinguished.
Tobacco and a tavern, a woman and a bathhouse, just fun.
Banya is the second mother or dear mother.
The bathhouse soars, the bathhouse rules.
The bathhouse rules everything.
Hot steam will heal any ailment.
Give me a parka and climb on the shelves.
It’s a good speech that there is a stove in the bathhouse.
If it weren't for the bathhouse, we would all be lost.
Without a bathhouse, the barge hauler was lost.
Remember the Sabbath day: go to the bathhouse.
The bathhouse is not a conspiracy, there is no ban on it.
Fast on Wednesdays, go to the bathhouse on Saturdays, everything in due time.
The bath will wash away all sins.
The bath will wash away, the gang will rinse.
Like water off a duck's back, they say when they douse it.
Water off a duck's back, thinness on you.
Get sick underground (with water), your health is on you.
And in the bathhouse the sore goes away.
When he came out of the bathhouse, they were talking about an illness that had been feigned for some unknown reason.
Give someone a bath - flog them.
Here's an ice bath, water brooms, steam - don't get burned, give in - don't fall off, don't fall off the shelf.
Lather your neck - arrange a bath (...)
Steam room spirit, holy spirit.
I washed myself in the bathhouse and it felt like I took a hundred pounds off myself.
The steam bath gives you health.
Go to the bathhouse, don’t be afraid of a couple.
The bathhouse drives any disease out of the body.

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Russian bathhouse Kholmsk

The Russian people love the bathhouse—they love it and respect it. That is why there are so many references to baths in folk art. These are proverbs and sayings and songs. This article contains more than 70 proverbs and sayings about bathhouses, brooms, steam, and other things that are in one way or another connected with the Russian bathhouse. People don’t just throw words into the wind - read and absorb folk wisdom!

About the bath broom

A bath broom is older than the king, if the king takes a steam bath!
Without a broom, the sauna does not steam, and the steam does not fry.
Brooms are for a bath, like butter is for porridge.
A bathhouse without a broom is like a samovar without a pipe.
Broom killed all the generals and did not let the Tsar go.
A broom in the bathhouse, the head of everything.
A bath broom soothes the soul and soothes the body.
A broom in a bathhouse is the boss of everyone.
In a bathhouse, a broom is more valuable than money.
Don’t remember the baths: there are brooms about you too
I'll give you a bath so you won't forget until you get new brooms.
A bathhouse without a broom is like a flowerbed without flowers.
The broom is the boss of everyone in the bathhouse.
The broom in the bathhouse is master, or the largest one.

About steam in the bath

A bathhouse without steam is like cabbage soup without fat.
In the bathhouse the park gets along and strokes.
Fragrant steam not only heals the body, but also the soul.
Hot steam will heal any ailment.
Give me a parka and climb on the shelves.
Steam doesn't break bones.

Other proverbs and sayings

The bathhouse is the second mother: it will steam your bones and straighten your body.
The bath will wash away all sins.
Remember the Sabbath day - go to the bathhouse.
It’s a good speech that there is a stove in the bathhouse.
The day you sweat, the day you don’t grow old.
A good bath is better than a hearty lunch.
There are no generals in the bathhouse!
Bathhouse is not a nanny, but at least she will please someone.
The bathhouse drives any disease out of the body!
If it weren't for the bathhouse, we would all be lost.
To the bathhouse, to the bathhouse, to the open space, they invite you.
Uma - two threshing floors, and a bathhouse without a top.
The light is not a bathhouse, there will be a place for everyone, or: only a place for not seven; about the peasant bathhouse.
The flea drowned the bathhouse, the louse steamed, and fell off the shelf.
Spending a day in taverns without money is boring; It’s stuffy to spend the night in the commercial baths.
From the bathhouse to the hole (the sentence of evil people to the death of a newborn).
Hand in hand and go to the bathhouse.
To wash in the bathhouse, to be born again;
There are no fools, and after the bath they itch.
Eat onions, go to the bathhouse, rub yourself with horseradish and drink kvass.
From one bathhouse, but not only news (fables).
It’s not for a single man to heat a bathhouse for a married man.
The commercial bathhouse washes everyone, but itself is covered in dirt.
A blind man is in a hurry to go to the bathhouse, but the bathhouse is not heated.
Don’t take away the ash, and don’t burn the bathhouse.
The bathhouse cannot burn, and the barn cannot be extinguished.
Tobacco and a tavern, a woman and a bathhouse, just fun.
Banya is the second mother or dear mother.
The bathhouse soars, the bathhouse rules.
The bathhouse rules everything.
Hot steam will heal any ailment.
Give me a parka and climb on the shelves.
It’s a good speech that there is a stove in the bathhouse.
If it weren't for the bathhouse, we would all be lost.
Without a bathhouse, the barge hauler was lost.
Remember the Sabbath day: go to the bathhouse.
The bathhouse is not a conspiracy, there is no ban on it.
Fast on Wednesdays, go to the bathhouse on Saturdays, everything in due time.
The bath will wash away all sins.
The bath will wash away, the gang will rinse.
Like water off a duck's back, they say when they douse it.
Water off a duck's back, thinness on you.
Get sick underground (with water), your health is on you.
And in the bathhouse the sore goes away.
When he came out of the bathhouse, they were talking about an illness that had been feigned for some unknown reason.
Give someone a bath - flog them.
Here's an ice bath, water brooms, steam - don't get burned, give in - don't fall off, don't fall off the shelf.
Lather your neck - arrange a bath (...)
Steam room spirit, holy spirit.
I washed myself in the bathhouse and it was like taking a hundred pounds off myself.
The steam bath gives you health.
Go to the bathhouse, don’t be afraid of a couple.
The bathhouse drives any disease out of the body.

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ENJOY YOUR BATH!

Statuses about bathhouse with meaning

The bath not only improves health, but also drives away dark thoughts.

Different people enter the bathhouse and leave happy.

You may not like the bathhouse, but you must take a steam bath.

When people tell me that they don’t like the bathhouse, they have simply never been there or been with the wrong people and in the wrong bathhouses.

Do you feel like you've reached a dead end in life? Go to the bathhouse - huge horizons will immediately open up and at least 5 options for solving problems will appear.

The soul regularly asks for the sea, but its feet constantly carry it to the bathhouse.

My only solution to my problems is a bathhouse. I’ll take a steam bath and the problems will immediately disappear.

The bathhouse is my good luck talisman - I took a steam bath in the bathhouse and live calmly - I don’t worry about life at all.

Bathhouse is a doctor, bathhouse is a doctor, bathhouse is a best friend.

The bathhouse is your temple of life, especially if you made it yourself - for yourself and for yourself.

Cool photos in the bathhouse

Photos about a bathhouse are more attractive if they are funny and have girls or girls in them. As they say, cool girls have fun, you!

First of all, the bathhouse is a place for a ritual of cleansing the soul and body, also a kind of health resort, where existing ailments were expelled, the body was warmed up, preventing diseases.

Secondly, light steam is inhalation, and a way to remove toxins through the pores on the body. Pouring cold water in a bathhouse, wiping with snow or swimming in an ice hole is a boost of energy for the coming week and the best method of hardening the body. And birch brooms are an excellent massager!

And not only men love to spy on how women behave in the sauna, but also naked girls happily stare at the guys.

How nice it is to gather in a cheerful group for a joint cleansing ritual. And there is no need to desecrate this place with alcoholic drinks. As a result, humor and laughter will come to you without additional doping. Spank each other with brooms, rub your backs!

The sauna is both fun and emotional release, and has health benefits for both! Girls love to steam (or rather, girls).

Look at the cool pictures where women are in large beer bath vats. Indeed, a heartwarming cool photo.

It is worth noting modern bath caps. This is truly a treasure trove of national humor and a reason to take funny photos.

In the old days, rituals and ceremonies were held in baths, because this is the most energetically pure place where evil spirits do not enter.

Many of today's funny pictures about a bathhouse are reduced to vulgarity. It's definitely a little depressing.

But in general, as popular wisdom says: Whoever takes a steam bath will not grow old until he is a hundred years old!

See also Design of a sauna and relaxation room (103 photos)

Of course, men find a lot of things to do in the steam room. For example, the best place to play on a three-string is for a rural area and for an urban one.

Politicians also love a gentle steam bath. It's surprising that there are no women in the picture below. As a result, some of the coolest photos in the bathhouse are with politicians.

Bathroom jokes often outstrip situations with girls in popularity.

Dirty jokes about the bathhouse

Bathhouse... A man with his son... The son steps on the soap, slipped, grabbed his father's property and... held on. Father: - Here... Appreciate... If I went with my mother, I would kill myself!

– Do you want to see the end of your sworn enemy? - Want! - Well, then go to the bathhouse with him! A man goes into the bathhouse and all the blacks are washing there. All blacks have black dicks, and one has white dicks. A man asks one: “Why do all your blacks have black dicks, but this one has white dicks?” - We are not blacks, we are miners. And that miner got married yesterday. A father and his little son wash themselves in a bathhouse. “Dad,” the son points with his finger, “does mom have such a thing?” “No, son,” the father sighs, “mom doesn’t have such a thing, she uses mine.”